We could really use a few months without Swift. I really hope there’s no album this year.

I think it got cracked after watching Kim's snapchat....

Aaron Burr & Millard Fillmore each killed a guy.

Picking a boring white guy isn’t a surprise: even Obama did it!

When I get dat text from Hills...

Seriously, either this is a really funny joke or it has been a long friday (both?) but this comment made me giggle for a long time.

“My moist bush awaits your warm tongue...” Shit wrong number!

New phone who dis?

Gary Anderson tried to catch a flight to say goodbye, but he missed it.

Having Tweeted, Schefter offered his condolences to the Green family by coming out of the bush outside the hospital room window and saying he was sorry for their loss.

WORTH IT for these 10 beautiful seconds

I can’t say I’ve ever been a fan of Amber Heard’s, but her come up is strong.

Peter MacNicol has given two of the greatest comedic performances in film history: Janosz in “Ghostbusters II” and Gary Granger in “Addams Family Values.” I will fight anyone who disagrees.

I can see this happening. My safeword is “Bill Pullman” and I keep saying “Bill Paxton”.

I imagine Peter Scolari celebrated by doing this with Tom Hanks.

Yeah, replacing a sexual harasser with someone who would hack the phone of a murdered child is not really any improvement.

In this case it’s Grundlewad.