More like “Pre-Reveal Snape” replaces Voldemort.

I think one of them is Grindlewald. Just not sure which.

Fame without money’s gotta be a bitch. As a great poet once said...

I see your Picard and raise you one Rock.

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

Drunk aunts, unite! My lovely nearly 2 year old niece helpfully pointed to beer bottles on sale in the local paper and said my name.

Don’t give up! I’m also an only child, but now have four children that call me “aunt.” Nieces and nephews-in-law are a thing.

Third Eye Woke.

Bad news— 90s rich kid liberal stoners are now Republicans.

I think if Third Eye Blind combined with Eagle-Eye Cherry, they’d fix that third eye problem right up.

Third eye open, well done.

How dare you, sir or ma’am. I am awed by the resplendence of Cheesecake Factory every time I walk through its hallowed doors. Is it also emblematic of everything wrong with American eating habits? Perhaps. But to suggest I am a Megan Trainor fan AND disparage my slice of banana cream cheesecake is uncalled for. I also…

This comment is making me laugh a lot.

I love how much this sounds like a 15 year old proclaiming she’s ready to have sex with her high school sweetheart.

Right, Katy has songs like Firework about how even a plastic bag can achieve its dreams.

God, I love Matt Damon so much!

The vision of Prince and Bowie watching Happy Days on a couch and doing impressions of The Fonz just warmed my soul so hard.

Would, and then would steal shirt.

GAME OF THRONES IS NOT COMING BACK TILL NEXT SUMMER WE NEED SHIT LIKE THIS TO DISTRACT US! But yeah, you’re not wrong.