Always thought it was a brilliant car - Car Magazine loved it back in the day, which was at the time generally more than enough for me.

What a shockingly normal-looking Subaru, inside and out. Nobody is going to know what to do with that.

“A generation ago, as the Giants’ defensive coordinator, Belichick solved the Bills’ K-gun offense in Super Bowl 25 by pounding Buffalo’s receivers at the line of scrimmage and daring the Bills to run the ball. “

I’ve been waiting for his Grandfather’s genes to make themselves known. Too bad it took the Super Bowl for it to happen.

Bear with me here. IF you consider the 2018 Rams to be a spiritual successor to the old Bills’ K-gun offense, and IF you consider what Belichick and Parcells cooked up to defend against them in the Super Bowl, I think you can draw the parallels between the defenses in those two games and how they disrupted the…

It’s European. God, you people. 

Fucking Dolan  

To be perfectly frank the Puppy Bowl will probably be a lot more fun.

So much love for such an incredible car. Will regret watching it fade into the twilight of affordability. 

Go to Mallory-Kotzen Tire in New Rochelle. I’ve been going there for 20+ years. Very fair prices, great work. Brian, the guy who owns the shop, is great. Lenny, one of the two guys who mans the front, is a classic. There’s usually an interesting car or two there as well.

You’re killing me. You all met at the Hi-Ho? That’s fantastic. 

I like Romo in the booth. Didn’t expect to. 

Velveeta rules the mac and cheese roost. Kraft is, in my estimation (not everyone’s I know!), largely inedible - even with hot dogs in it.

Wait wait wait - There’s a pepperoni one?

The bidet water draining out of her was Peak Gretchen.

It’s too neat; too formulaic, too normal. Jimmy most emphatically does not high five unironically anyone (his awkward fist bump thing with Shitstain and Honeynuts at the movies was brilliant) any more than he hosts gatherings where he beatifically interacts with his guests instead of slicing them to ribbons.There’s a…

Given that Costco (still, right?) treats its employees like actual human beings leading actual lives, I don’t think $5 per month annually is too much to ask.

I was wondering where the Patriots had been this season. Because the team that showed up Sunday sure looked like the Patriots teams that I’ve known in the past.

I preferred them to the Cowboys auto-fellators in the Fox booth on Saturday night. 

Good Kinja, this. Would have been happy to see the Eagles go farther but both sides played a great game. Saints are going to have to clean up their game iif they want to beat the Rams on Sunday.