Yes I did and it was sweet. I wonder though if the champagne bottle that Gretchen puts down - significant so far as I can see because have you ever not seen Gretchen finish a bottle? - that splashes on Jake and Gemma’s picture. This is going to annoy me until I can figure it out. What will be more annoying is that if…

But the squished raccoon down the road just a little ways? That’s good eatin’.

If that happens Urban Meyer has to be signed by the Bills. 

Melania in happier days before her kidney emergency.

You dunk it in ranch dressing, don’t you. 

TL/DR version: Two older ladies buy medical debt, educate people, generally do good.

well, that’s one. 

I hate how much I always confuse it with an older Hyundai Santa Fe. Even though I owned a Milano for 12 heartbreaking months back in the early 90s, I’m still not a hater.

A true “Philly Special” is inedible. 

So much quality Kinja

I can work with that. More “America’s Team” bullshit though. It’s freaking exhausting. 

I can’t believe that you gave Giants - Bears two throwgasms. I admire your optimism. 

How you can go to Iowa and not mention Canteen in Ottumwa is a shocking oversight. 

Quality Kinja.

Weird, isn’t it, how it makes the remainder of these numbskulls seem relatively benign.

There’s no place for me to write in Jon Gruden. 

Melanie’s boobs look crooked. I hope kidney surgery can correct that.

You will live forever, in my heart. I’m very nearly almost fairly more or less positive that I’m not alone in this.

No no, they’ve become the NY Red Bulls

Bitching at someone who is making soup and having a stove-side chat about public policy at the same time is most emphatically <i>not</i> owning the libs, it’s proving yourself to be a ridiculous man-baby who is probably incapable of doing <i>either</i> of them, much less both at once.