What monster presses down on just-flipped pancake, whether it has blueberries or not? 

I can’t believe that Upper Pass didn’t make the cut  

All it needs is a loud exhaust and it would be a dead ringer for your cousin’s Altima coupe. 

Or worse, getting food all over your bacteria things. 

It’s an excellent price for a car that doesn’t display any of the wheel arch tinworm that’s not uncommon in these. It’s a superb car at an absolutely killer price. I’d buy it in a minute.

Best wishes and good luck, Patrick. Jalop is not going to be the same without you.

I knew a deep blonde once. She was something special. 

“also, where is will? Just asking.”

It might have elevated to “NP” status had he done anything about all the switch blanks. As a former MKII owner the swatch of chunky black switches just got sadder as the years went on. Just make them do something. Till then, CP.  

The Mk II Golf - home of the switch blanks. 

Given the general inedibility of nearly the entire DD menu this will probably pass without any particular notice.

Why would GM ever want to fix the problems? They were still selling...

Awwww, aren’t you a little cutie. Cootchie cootchie coo! May I ask its name?

what in the world is a horseshoe sandwich. 

“Frogwad.” That’s gonna stay with me awhile. 

ugh no. 

The best part of the Jets game was me urging a few people that I knew that were there that if they left before halftime they’d beat the traffic. 

Good Kinja. 

oh goddammit.

Free flashlights?! Excuse me...