+100 for creamed onions.

if it tastes good you can pretty much call it anything that you would like. The combination is heavenly all on its own.

He’s still not elite. Never has been. 

Here. Have a lifetime participation certificate.

I’ve wanted one of these delightful four-wheeled weirdos since Day One.

So it looks like the Cowboys remain with the knaves, not the kings, for at least another week. 

I don’t care about the Giants being exciting; I’ll be overjoyed the day they nudge the needle past “cringe-worthy” to “competent.” As for the Cowboys, they can continue to be a circus act. They just don’t have to be on primetime every week.

Just you watch. Peterman is poised to strike.

He’d be an upgrade for that position ever since Doug Flutie. 

The decimal point is in the wrong place. It should read $84.99.

Wow, they all know each other. Shocking!

But he’s a geologist!

Well...you know. Florida schools and all. 

“Will I ever be a real boy?”

A Canadian music video that features operating an automobile without first showing the occupant(s) fastening their seat belts and using proper turn signals when changing lanes is pretty rad.

I never liked Eric. He always smelled funny to me. 

Witchcraft!

Still. Awesome. 

Any under-qualified white man who is unfairly treated because He Likes Beer should be expecting a call from the Trump Administration any minute now. 

Otherwise known as “the second quarter”