it’s not right that I can only give you one star

The Jets just know there’s a can’t-miss punter lurking out there. 

I’m with you. it looks good. 

So would the snow, and the wind, and the fact that once again your asshole brother in law from Elicotteville didn’t bring enough beer. 

Well, he already dresses like a Midwestern retiree, so why not?

There were times when Eli was transcendent. There were times when you watched him and couldn’t believe that anyone could ever, ever harbor any doubts about him. Then there are the other times. Wow, those other times.

The Mook bleachers at Yankee Stadium are timeless.

the lesson here is to not let your digital dashboard pick stocks. 

I didn’t need buttons to do that. 

I think their pumpkin cheesecake is also pretty good. Probably not as good as you might make at home, but a helluva lot messy. 

Nobody ever talks about TJ’s pumpkin pancake and waffle mix, and I don’t get that. Where’s the love? They’re somewhat typical insofar as they don’t necessarily taste that much like pumpkin as they do ginger, but they’re tastier than you might otherwise credit them for. I’m usually good for two pancake and/or waffle blo…

What’s the narrative of the moment? I always keep some tofu in the trunk of my Prius, next to my crafting supplies and antifa riot gear. As a former Boy Scout, my motto remains “Be Prepared.”

I don’t know if he reflects so badly on the team as much as he reflects badly on Marvin Lewis. I used to like Lewis; while he has been successful I thought he would have earned a championship by now. That said his teams have always struck me as being fundamentally undisciplined, and poorly coached. Burfect won’t be…

There is a certain justice to that kind of punishment being meted out to someone who delivers it as maliciously and often as he does. Zero sympathy for him. 

There were almost certainly some from Nassau and Suffolk as well. 

We make them camping in a a cast-iron sandwich press over the fire. They’re fantastic. 

What’s even worse is that they stopped making the lemon pies (they had also changed that recipe), so there’s no point to anything any more.

So we’ve come full circle then: The old “One sausage, three sizes” design philosophy has returned. The Giulia makes the same basic shape look better. And is that flame surfacing? Eh, unimpressed. They’ll sell a bazillion of them of course, but meh.

“Flopping like that is a disgrace to the game.” *Takes notes*

CryptKeeper Al Davis is butt.