Ah, thanks.

For my money, they would be a factor, but given a choice between the two I would still go for a DiGiorno’s pepperoni.

I don’t see the problem with frozen pizza once in a while. It’s not an identity thing, or an edginess thing, or a I picked up a frozen Goodman’s pizza when I was driving through Ludlow thing (though I have, and they’re amazing) - it’s a convenience thing, without the shame of a McDonalds or BK stink in your car. Plus,…

There’s The Takeout too, which is actually fun.

The NFL has reached the point where there isn’t enough talent in the country to field 32 viable teams.

Don’t make it weird, please.

What happened to his knee is still one of the most grotesque things I’ve ever seen.

Those hands definitely went to Smith.

They’re still on the air?

He’s in prison anyway.

Damned if I know. I don’t really need to, either.

I don’t much care if the Dutchies are in it or not, but at least we won’t be treated to Fred Robben diving whenever the sun goes behind a cloud.

Two things about this, other than the obvious and well-deserved congratulations. That was the best football game I’ve seen in a long time.

That sounds very romantic.

The point at which Ben decided that maybe his pre-game cheese log wasn’t such a great idea after all.

So let’s just use both and be done with it.

He found it in the dumpster. Once he chased the mice away it was pretty good eatin’.

Yes, but how many of them aren’t named some variant of “Vinny”?

Nah, I’m over that. Fuck’em.

I came to vote - and voted - but was still bitterly disappointed that the promised taco and coffee trucks weren’t at my Bushwick polling place.