I’m all in favor of leaving them in their useless sad dark angry existence for the rest of their useless sad dark angry days.

Yeah... Not really all that upset with this. He’s really just a crazy old man now.

out of fucks.

No known receivers. No running game. No offensive line. A defense that’s gassed by halftime. I think this is one of those seasons where Eli isn’t the problem (because God knows there have been seasons when he was).

Well, my panties just exploded.

Yup, I’d say so.

The four door looks like a junior G-Wagen in profile. It looks pretty understated and handsome in that shot. Does anyone know how they’re managing the NVH?

Well then. That’s that. From one Burke to another, well done.

Honest to God, who gives a shit. They’re all outwardly dysfunctional AF, why should their internal dynamic be any less incomprehensible to the rest of us?

A potential HOFer, you mean. Like Crash Davis, he’s currently worth about 17 cents a pound.

Getting all of them would not be enough.

“I’d buy it,” I said fawningly.

Quality Kinja. Sucky golf rule.

COTD, of the month, of the year. Kudos, Sir. +100

I thought that was just his normal look.

He’s such a fucking child.

That’s good Tomsula.

In Trump’s America the Dodgers, having politely said “No, gracias” to the White House, are promptly excoriated as coastal elites playing globalist “fake baseball.” Trump then announces that he’s founding the Homeland League but never gets around to funding it.

Take heart, Cubs fans. Only Wunhundred and seven more years to go.

“Remember kids, it’s okay to punch Nazis.”