For real, that was a brilliant catch.

I don’t think the next inning resets to zero.

Sad, lifelong Giants fan here. Eli has had this problem his entire career. The play clock could be 30 minutes and he’d still get a delay of game penalty at least once per game.

Well, it really worked with Greg Hardy, didn’t it?

Have you read any of his Latte Arias? Tears, real tears, over their beauty.

Yes, we work our asses off from the moment we walk - nay, run! - to work to the very last instant that they drag us away from it. Never once do we take a moment to use the bathroom, or eat, or read Deadspin.

Damn, you win.

What really sucks for football fans is that either Goodell or Jerrah are going to get what they want. And awesome as it’s going to be to see one of these two animate pus sacks despondent, it will mean that the other will...not be.

I’m a Mets’ season ticket holder.

Y’know....maybe?

These guys could fuck up a one-car funeral.

The division that Honda uses to make its F1 engines must have been sold to Lada and hasn’t told anyone yet. . It’s the only viable explanation for how incredibly terrible their engines have been.

He’s a Brit. He will always do it his own way.

His poops certainly appear to be

VW sells two wagons here in the US. I have one, and it’s fantastic.

Must have a steep and pitiless depreciation curve so that all the Jalops would have bought one (if the wife didn’t want a third row) or some such other convenient excuse.

What, no sunroof?

Jared needs to figure out how to take video a lot better.

Nice to see VW embracing the use of curves for visual and aesthetic interest, instead of various permutations of “Der Box.”

Interesting to me that Jerrah threw the Commissioner under the bus over this, but Elliot is his man. Had it been a competitor - especially an NFC East team - I wonder if Jerrah would have been as personally involved. Isn’t Roger up for a renewal this year? Would anyone be surprised if this was a little reminder who he…