it is now. Actual facial hair be damned.

“have somehow earned the right to be on an NFL roster through despite their on-field play.”

No dog in the fight. Damned good game nonetheless. Jesus, did Ryan derp.

Hey, I’m down. Do you have a beer preference?

Here’s hoping that the Giants’ D breaks his fucking legs.

It can never be discounted as a possibility. When you think about it in the same vein as all of their other injuries, why is it implausible?

When you think about it every other God has forsaken us, why not the White One.

The Mets called last week about renewing our season tickets. Goddammit we’re still on the fence, because you know: Next season nobody’s arm falls off or ribcage explodes or legs stop working or shoulders abruptly disconnect or Ray Fucking Ramirez goes on lifetime sabbatical and Mr Met mans the first aid kit or players…

Finally, you’re figuring it out.

That seems like a pretty reasonable trade-off to me.

Wait, what, tetherball? Really? Is it still in the Olympics?

Still, what a pretty Audi you’ve got there.

I was really trying to come up with a wry observation about the used condom and safe sex and the responsibility it implied, but really all I could think of was “what a bunch of fucking animals.”  

Isn’t Jeff George still available?

I’m torn between being ashamed that there are Americans still proud that their ancestors particpated in a rebellion that said ancestors were never going to benefit from and being amused that they so adamantly cling to their second place banner.

I think it’s cute that you guys are so attached to your participation banner. “Ooh, look at us! We lost!”

Maybe Audi is just looking to bolster their badge-removal option.

Oh, very very good.

Their training staff really just needs to go.

I wonder sometimes is Thor is actually sentient.