Why, he looks just like JFK!

That’s unfair to beer.

Kill me. Kill me now.

Go ahead and hate. Eli has two rings.

How would anyone be able to play football in a vacuum? Nobody, because you can’t. He was a fierce and savvy competitor (Giants fan here), and probably the least obnoxious player to ever wear the star, but at the end of the day he never had the team around him. He was a good QB whose tools had him poised for greater…

Gosh, yes. Spy. I haven’t thought of that book in years, but it was brilliant. I wonder what the old New York Press would have made of all of this.

Naturally. He’s draining the swamp into his own pockets.

But man. Those emails. Whew. Good thing we avoided that.

It was actually two logos, Neo-Expos man.

Politics is fun again!

Being President is hard work, Donny. You will get a parades along the way, but people expect you to earn them, unless all you want from your Presidency is a non-stop tour the same sad-ass states that elected your flabby pathetic ass.

Yay, enabling.

Honestly, is it that great a loss?

Seconding the confirmation bias. I don’t have rose-colored specs on when it comes to VWs - especially the Puebla ones. But my 2010 TDI has been rock solid and I’m going to be sad to see her go in a couple of weeks.

That’s because 350 miles is only about 3/8s of a tank.. My new car will be here in a couple of weeks and I’m already dreading the expense of actually having to go to the gas station more than once a month.

How are they going to feed their prison population?

I’d be impressed enough that they ventured beyond their AOL accounts, much less used Photoshop.

That is the face of a man just barely hanging on to the fraying edge of today.

Did you also check your tub for a human sacrifice?

He’s a Miracle Whip man. Mayonnaise is French, and therefore furrin.