I can’t believe how much those emails have changed things.

Covers all the bases: Starts, steers, stops. Keeps the rain off your head.

TDI Cup?

Bummer to see TDI Cup cars sprinkled in there. (They’re the yellow ones). My dear Sofie will be joining them soon, and that makes me even more sad.

Poor Putin. Welcome to democracy.

Oy.

“I am Chad, son of Jeff, of the clan Spicoli.”

I love that idiot kid.

Oh, well done, well done.

And Urban Meyer just shrugged. “That boy ain’t won nuthin’ yet.”

Why can’t I give this more stars.

I’ve always kind of wondered what you have to do in order to get pulled over on 91. Now I know. Good job, officer. Thank you.

SUNY! Made the same mistake (or she did, probably her) with a chick from Cheektowaga. It was a sad weekend.

Now we know what happened to Maximum Cheeto.

and to think we’re all at this point because of some emails.

How long before he strokes out, I wonder. Not in a nasty Death-to-Shrieky kind of way, but with that generally disinterested idle way that one watches a pigeon peck at a cigarette butt.

This is a handsome automobile. This is a powerful design, straining as if to contain the power therein; crouched and purposeful. I like the rear quarters, evocative of the (very underrated, in my opinion) 90 Coupe and the Audi Coupe Quattro. Not crazy about the rocker panels but can see the appeal. The front end is…

Does it come in brown? Is the diesel a manual?

Haven’t read a word of King’s in about 5 years. The voices in my head are quieter and my sex life has improved immeasurably.

Yes it was you, you stupid cracker. Bad luck, eh?