I’m still laughing at “Nebraska/Iowa/Northern Missouri/Kansas metroplex”.

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I don’t know, I watched it and didn’t think anything was out of the ordinary.

When I first read “Bills braintrust” I saw “Bills bratwurst”. I suspect I still may have it right.

Also a NYer, will add some lox to that bagel.

“coach, why does it smell like feet in here?” 

No huge fans of the Trumps here, or especially excited at the prospect of the forthcoming and unenlightened reign King Cheeto, but that was senseless and stupid on his part.

You foul, foul, beautiful creature.

Nobody loves Newt. Even Newt, alone and late at night, doesn’t love Newt.

He has tiny hands.

Iowa also refused to serve ND its traditional post-game Jello salad.

There’s so much Cleveland in that comment it’s almost insider trading.

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I’ve been to enough Columbia football games to know that the best reason to be there is the band.

I’m no Cam fan, but that was a bullshit call.

I admire his dedication and recognize the ire that sparked it, but there’s a small part of me that hopes he doesn’t get away with it.

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And why?

Who else was screaming at the Giants to snap the ball?

Yes. Because a five-figure sum isn’t even a rounding error to this family, and this is just another case of them blaming others when they have shenanigans called on their sliminess.