I lost it at “Tony Tickle, a bonsai artist from Ramsbottom.” I’m sorry, I’ll show myself out.

And a 155MM gun is not a 5" gun. It is a 6" gun.

I love Jerry. He’s just so incredibly, unintentionally, entertaining.

What a lovely, lovely automobile.

Sherman should be the next head of the NFLPA. He’s more intelligent than either Smith or Goodell and appears to be far less likely to roll over when the owners are in the room. I’m not going to say that he and he alone can restore the viability of the league over the long term, but his advocacy could help remake the…

Lindsay Vonn is falling down on the job.

what about Fred Perry?

That’s unkind to hogs, Sir. I protest.

Vamanos, por favor!

Investing time in TrumpLand: The next time he tweets about a manufacturer, short the snot out of their stock.

His campaign slogan should “Don’t worry about the specifics”, not “Make America, etc”.  

I don’t. I honor the man, but Grandpa Tom hung on a little too long.

Pence is going to be running the country on a day to day basis. Trump is going to be in charge of “Making America Great Again.”

This CBA is an appalling, unbelievable fraud. The players need to fire Smith and get someone in there with their best interests at heart. The current system is no more than slow, premeditated murder.

well, if President Cheeto and his merry band have their way, there will be fewer and fewer watchdogs with even fewer tools at their disposal.

I think he would shine as a talking head on Fox Business or Squawk Box, or as the Money Honey’s counterpoint.

A beautifully cogent argument. Let’s hope that as quick as the turn was, it will turn back even more quickly.

“It’s like if the Vikings made the Super Bowl. You’d all root for them for the sake of your good pal Drew, right? Right? No? Dammit.”

Ladies and Gentlemen, please meet the latest addition to the Trump Administration.

I feel like I should send flowers. I will soon be bidding farewell to a car I feel very much the same way about.