I think that a lot of the work of feminism has been centered around making it ok for women to choose not to have children (an incomplete project, still). So I totally get how it must feel like a lot of what you encounter is sort of weighted to the other side. BUT realize that every. other. thing. in the fucking world…

I was with a friend in Vietnam when an ATM took her card & refused to return it. When she called BofA in a panic, the guy on the phone told her that they'd sent a replacement, so her existing card, which was nowhere near expiring, had been cancelled. She said, "So last week when I called to tell you I was leaving the…

I love that they all wag the entire time. If only we could all wag constantly in the face of adversity.

The nice thing for the the TV show is that they can show the characters doing the polka for 10 episodes straight and it would still end better than the books.

True Blood has given us Alexander Skarsgard and his beautiful ass, and so I don't hate it, even though it really turned out to be so incredibly terrible and disappointing. :/

More power to them I guess. How on earth do you handle more than one partner? My husband and I have actually talked about how there's no way he would handle another woman, and I do not want to babysit another man. Holy shit that would be a clusterfuck.

And they are defying gravity. When you lay on your side, they go to the side too, if they are real. Hers are, and they would.

Something else is wrong too, missing perhaps . . . oh ya, gravity.

Jolie, I love your column and I'm hoping this year becomes the year I too join the storied ranks of the Clean People.

I find it so bizarre when people post on corporation fan pages. Not people like Chip, who are doing it for laughs, but people who go out of their way to post pictures and let you know that they used said product.

She spent the equivalent of 2 weeks of my pay every month on food at Starbucks.

I approve of Declan & Rowan. Both are old Celtic names, and not that uncommon here in Boston. Lots of Siobhans, Iains, Ceilis, & Aoifes, too.
Just no to Naythyn. Why ruins such a good name?

Y so many ys?!

Naythyn? No. For God fucking sake, NO.

My dog gives me the stink-eye if I look at him while pooping. So I respect his privacy.

Burt, I just want to thank you for picking up where Laura left off with the fuzzy animal beat. You are doing important work here. Never let anyone tell you different.

So agree with you on the pet sore issue. Never ask anyone anything at places like Petco. They are only trained in what to say to sell exotic animals, not in how to take care of them properly, and they will miss important details that could result in your expensive pet dying. They don't even know how to care for hermit…

I'm not a big fan of PETA but I'm a big fan of protesting Sea World.

It really makes me sad that anyone, regardless of how irresponsible or cruel they are, can get their hands on an animal that easily. There are too many mistreated and abandoned pets that seemed like a good idea for Easter or whatever occasion, but turned out to be a handful because they breathe, eat and poop.

I would piss myself and die if this happened to me.