Thank you. It’s a fucking Dave Barry joke.

The email of the week is unclear if he walked into a house with another party going on, or walked into a house, helped himself to some of that family’s pizza, and wandered around wondering when the party was going to start.

I thought that was it too but they actually said, “Sixty bucks, is enough.”, even funnier.

Sixty bucks.

Golly jee, that was a knee slapper

Donald Trump gives SNL its biggest ratings in years

Nothing like using Free Speech to stifle and condemn other’s Free Speech in the name of, “I’m offended. You must shut up.”

I especially like demand IV (and the fact that they used Roman numerals for no discernible reason). Apparently only students, staff, and faculty of color can be trusted to implement the “diversity” curriculum. Nothing like starting a dialogue by implicitly labeling all of the white folks as racists.

Black Student Posts Fake Racist Signs on Water Fountains

If I understand this right, the President is embattled because the climate on campus is racially tense, with hate speech flying about and only a small number of the perpetrators being disciplined.

I’m unsure that this constitutes a reason to demand the President’s ouster.

Here’s a quotation from Butler, the black grad…

They are playing BYU next weekend who are planning to show their support by also fielding an all-white team.

Not saying you’re lying, but I sincerely wonder what this daily racism is you speak of?

Well, he wasn’t technically wrong, and we don’t know how he was going to end the sentence.

For those interested, this is the list of demands from the group.

I remember when queen amidala gave a vote of no confidence in the galactic senate and we all saw how that ended. Be careful what you wish for Mizzou.

What, exactly, could the university president have done that would have been deemed acceptable? I’ve followed the links to the supposed “several months’ worth of alleged racism” and I see that a fecal swastika was applied to a dorm’s wall (a black dorm? a Jewish dorm? a hot-dog-is-a-sandwich dorm?), some unidentified…

Obviously no racism can be tolerated, but from what I’ve read all of the incidents at this school were pretty minor, and mostly committed by drunk redneck college kids. What exactly is the school supposed to do? Of course they can’t ignore it, and they should immediately expel the perpetrators, but the school…

The president of a university couldn’t end racism in Missouri? Burn him at the stake, I guess.

Lots of shit to be seen here, but that list of demands is cringeworthy.

“Swastika of Human Feces”? Sounds like modern art.