It sounds like you’ve largely killed joy in your life already, so just go ahead, take the plunge, and never smile again.

Did anyone ever figure out how old he is?

Excellent comment, but you probably know that Gawker Media (as an organization) is extremely leftist. It bleeds over into everything they do, because “the personal is political.” Regardless, I just wanted to say I appreciated your insight.

Maybe I’m dumb, but accessing workshop content is always a pain in the ass for me. I currently right click the game, go to community hub, then select the workshop tab. Is there an easier way?

They just want people to say “fuck ethicists.”

Now watch this drive.

You know, the most effective way to fight climate change is to kill yourself.

The Last Samurai starred Tom Cruise.

Try a bullet.

I’d like to invite you to one of my Little League games so you can see just how wrong you are.

There goes my sex life.

You’ve convinced me. Your puerile eye-rolling and name-calling are the height of discourse, and that misogyny is really quite fetching on you. I mean, it’s like... really? Ya know? Like really?? Reeeeeally? Like, you’re actually using a quote from her? REALLY? Really. Haha, just a lil’ Jon Stewart style snark for ya.…

I prefer the opinions of people who don’t binge-watch Daily Show re-runs for two days.

You probably put way more thought into this comment than he did into the original article. I’m not sure if that’s a condemnation of him, you, or both. Regardless, you should know that Hamilton Nolan doesn’t know dick about shit, and that holds true pretty universally.

They both survived, you nonce.

Benny Rodriguez is the greatest Dodger of all time, and I was shocked to see him excluded from your book. Which current Dodger do you think could face down The Beast and win? I say none.

The comments are full of mentally ill, self-loathing Americans. What a surprise, what a twist on the typical Kinja scene.

Speak for yourself.

Herein a sexless Tumblrina is oddly vexed that the fantasy life of a famous comedian features an endless parade of one-night stands. That seems almost... p-p-problematic, but xhe likes Seinfeld! Frantic, xhe thrice invokes the name of Tay to ward off triggers, and has a revelation: Seinfeld was set in New York, and…

Book recommendations from a person who doesn’t know the difference between reeking and wreaking. Cool.