Yeah, it’s slow. Yeah, the AC’s broke-dick. Yeah, it handles like shit.

Lincoln-Douglas debates, surely.

If you didn’t get paid by these companies to post their copy, you’re doing it wrong.

Your name is Albert; your argument is invalid.

Yes.

Hmm. “Interactive visual novel”, sex-game, anime... The anathema trifecta. Your tastes are garbage. You’re a trash person. Have you considered suicide?

“Hurrr... I’m a socially maladjusted autist who only understands the world in the context of my shitty foreign cartoon obsession. Wanna see my toy collection?!?”

I appreciate you doing some very basic journalism, since Rovell and Deadspin won’t.

Imagine the middle orc’s face on Bison’s bod. Bonus points if he moves his mouth. There’s your dumb meme, Capcom.

He’s asserting there are limits to human knowledge. I would add that the scientific consensus exists to be overthrown, and point you towards a history book. Hell, just recently:

I seem to recall some intelligence services do stuff like this as a form of open recruitment of talented cryptologists and hackers. Or maybe it’s just an ARG, those niggas is crazy.

You mean kinda like this?

Things you are buying with stolen Gawker Media credit cards.

I meant more of the strip variety, but since you mentioned it- comic books are bad too.

Webcomics- the only thing worse than real comics.

Gee, ya know, I’ve always loved Othello, but today I realized it’s fatally flawed by virtue of not having a protagonist that looks like me. Too bad!

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The autistic exploits of computer janitors.

“...my uncle Joe Tiller was head football coach at Purdue for 14 years...”