My head is blowin up from all the anonymous internet praise. Fortunately, you bring me five bucks closer to bringing my comedy show to Sci-Fi/Siffee channel.

YES. Thank you for 'getting it.' Now go find a job being in charge of a studio or network.

I couldn't help but read that in douchey South Park tv announcer voice. Pretty sure Trey Parker and Matt Stone will have at least that line in an upcoming episode.

Wow, that's perfect, you just blew my mind. I couldn't figure out how to have it be Galactic's fault that he was silver, other than them giving him silver shorts for some inexplicable reason (which should probably still happen, now that I think about it).

Thank you good sir, I can only hope your entreaties reach the io9 Gods (okay, mostly Goddesses). My StarQuest continues on, 'til then.

Hah, good point, I may be getting too close to the actual character. Must piss off fans more...

I will have to accede to your request, especially seeing as how I'm unemployed right now. Who's down to help me do a proof-of-concept in Chicago? Hell, if you guys have the cash, I'm good to do a whole pilot.

"All of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again." Who knew they would be so committed to proving that to be true?

Now that's what should be in a Punisher show.

It's so wrong that it actually becomes kinda right. So you're good. Also, I included that he's an albino. A silver shorts wearing albino.

Ludicrous.

Right. And the next pilot can be about the Silver Surfer. A carefree surfer dude from Newport Beach or something (sorry, I dunno where surfer dudes might hang out or be from) who finds out his favorite beach is scheduled to be destroyed by Galactic Inc., a property development corporation. He makes a deal with them to…

Backstory: Frank Castle is a hardworking police detective whose marriage was falling apart when he realized he couldn't lose what's most important to him. His mind made up, he wrote a moving note to his wife about how he was quitting the force to make it work, then arranged for the note to be hidden in a bouquet of…

W.

Would you really want them to screw that series up by trying to bring it to the big screen? I think we can stomach multiple differing portrayals of Holmes. The first movie wasn't great but it wasn't bad either and this one looks fun... though I am a sucker for trailers.

I had no idea before, and if you had simply stated it without the accompanying pic I would not have agreed at all but now... yes... WANT.

When you put it that way it makes total sense. Chaz Standard is the trusted, reliable name who can fill your porn needs across many categories. Cleve Hunter is the one who has a coupon in the Yellow Pages. But would be more fun to have a beer with, for sure.

Really? You went with 'Chaz Standard' over Cleavage Hun— I mean, 'Cleve Hunter?!?'

Right. 'X-tra power,' of course.

Ugh, they cancelled that as well!? Still don't understand why they put time, effort and money into making these shows and when they're at all decent they just cancel them after one season.