You are giving flat earthers way too much credit. This van is cooler than flat earthers, has a reason to exist and can provide real value to the world.

The only way out of this mess is through it. Steer into it. Make an entire series of beers labeled with various cultures’ words for pubes. Sell each sixer with a merkin beer koozie. 

For context, Alberta is the Texas of Canada. 

“I may not be able to tell if the car is operable from Public property.“
This is a good public servant doing his duty and not being an ass.

OK, if David really does move on the ‘91 XJ 5 speed and the Golden Eagle then I’ll give him a pass for stashing vehicles in undisclosed locations, with relatives and on other continents.

Bring back the IH Travelall!

McEnany missed a genuine opportunity to ask real questions about PAW Patrol, like why is the entire municipality run by y dogs, where’s Ryder’s parents, why isn’t he in school, who’s paying for all that stuff.

She’s not stupid at all. She’s highly skilled in a broad spectrum of proven propaganda techniques, and very good at her job.

you assume she’s brain-dead when it’s more likely she’s actually evil.  I’d put good money on the bet that she knows perfectly well the shit she says up there is not true.  But the base will vacuum it up.  

That engine in the Wildcat was also the basis for an insignificant little Grandmother’s model called the Grand National.

A jalopnik fan on foot approaches a jalopnik writer driving a mobility scooter.

I can’t exactly say why, but the image of Jason “barreling” around his neighborhood in his tiny Freeman blasting “Jolene” fills me with joy. I don’t think that’s a sight that anyone could have invented for fear of being called too far-fetched.

As to the range itself - not bad. However, as someone that pushed around a…

“Dear Salty: People at this restaurant have functional hearing, is it acceptable to deafen them all with a steak knife before my meal such that they don’t hear my conversation?”

“Dear Salty: My server was attentive and responsive to my needs and now I am mad about it.”

“Dear Salty: Someone overheard my obnoxious bitching in a public place where I had no expectation of privacy, and now I’m being a being petulant child about it.”

If the bakery employee can’t parse the various mis-pronunciations of croissant, then the bakery is not training them well enough, or the employee ignored that training if available.

Not sure why you believe that this hasn't been gamed out by every CVBG that goes over there.

That was over a decade ago and Van Riper exploited weaknesses in JSAF as well as really screwed up instructions on the Blue side where Blue did nothing to defend itself.

Love how people think the Carrier Strike Group going through a 30 mile gap is some untouchable thing. Hundreds of small boats, diesel subs, anti-ship missile barrages. Good luck. Those Phalanx systems maybe have two or three kills in them before they are winchester. Rolling airframe missile launchers have more but…

Because nuclear weapons aren't weapons. They are policy tools. They're great for leverage, but useless as actual weapons. You can't use them without massive consequences.