I'll be back-to-back.

There isn't any band universally loved enough to pull this off. Of all the acts that are corporate friendly and non-offensive, U2 is probably the best—which isn't saying much.

Apple did it and it worked out OK.

Yeah I see that now. Sheeeeet.

That's no moon. It's a spaceship!

For a time I worked with an AT&T partner company. I'm not so sure AT&T does know precisely who they have cheated and who they haven't. It's a massive company with a lot of divisions that don't like to cooperate with each other. I wouldn't put it past them to really not know anything—especially if it's to their…

That's what I want to know! I've been an AT&T customer for a long time so. How doesn't one find out if this affects them?

What's with that title graphic? "Did you know they have the Internet on cell phones now?"

When you put it that way it sounds terrible. No wonder the Supreme Council of Cyberspace has reservations.

The Internet isn't muddy water! It's a series of tubes!

That would be worse! My son is also named Bort.

Yeah and Margaret Atwood promises blue genitals. So there is that to look forward to.

Muzzled and trained velociraptors!

Look, I don't mean to nit-pick, but technically there is no such thing as an aquatic dinosaur. The proper term is marine reptile. I'll give myself a wedge now.

I. . . don't know what you mean. . . Shatner is a legendary. . . ack-tor!

Ptth. No one cares about Iron Man anymore. We want Interplanetary Unusual Attacking Team!

Marvel has already encountered this problem in 50 years of shared universe super hero comics, and mostly their answer is to just bush it off like it ain't even a thing. Wolverine is on multiple X teams and stars in his own comic every month for many years. The official answer from Marvel has been something like the…

Yep. Welcome to the internet.

Good point. Looks like they are moving to subtitles and not numbered sequels. Still, I don't want any Avengers: subtitle part 1 and part 2. That sort of works for Harry Potter since they are adapting a book and splitting it, but I didn't like it then either.

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