They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

The truly American thing would be to charge for ketchup but give your richer customers loopholes to pay much less for it.

The Man and His Daughter Walk Away, Hopefully Forever

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

they’re stupid trinkets that mean nothing, literally just junk to pacify the children

To do this in the first place makes you kind of a dick. To do this in a public forum to children makes you kind of a legit psychopath.

Why not just make sure they understand the difference in private, and still let them keep the trophies, as opposed to this sort of public humiliation.

Ah, I see I’m the only pervert that immediately recognizes it as a riding crop

Man, Bran can just stay in his tree.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

With the prize money you think he would have done something about those teeth.

Sounds like it was a priority.

what is words

But... how? What does that even mean? How would the 2 way mirror work with something behind it on Hallow’een? I can’t even work that out!

I totally agree. That movie is excellent.

Just...
"even if it does have Matthew McConaughey"

He's an amazing actor, you take that back!

Wait...you did see Twister, right?

"I'm from KENTUCKY."

Twister!?

Worst actor? You are so wrong on that view. He's an excellent one. Did you see him during his stint on Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.? He had a great bad guy role in the second season. Sure, in his early days of acting, he wasn't amazing, but most are not.

I think you meant Jeff Daniels. Good DAY SIR!