To be fair, it’s entirely possible the two workers were just having a conversation and laughing about Spongebob or something - because as much as Old White Men like to think otherwise, not everything is about them all the time.

The best part is his eating of all the physical evidence except the bite he threw out the window. He clearly didn’t think he had to prove one damn thing, just announce how poor and put upon his and his fellow officers were.

He posted the complaint under a fuggin’ pseudonym: Mac O’Durham.

Not to mention he refused to give his name to Burger King, insisted he only be addressed as “police officer,” then shat his pants with paranoia when his ticket had “police officer” on it. THAT’S THE ONLY NAME YOU GAVE THEM, BARNEY FIFE!

They let people like this become cops.

1 - look at this fat, skinheaded fuck. He is such a stereotypical american cop.

They’re not more basic than Officer Persecution Complex.

I just read the headline and could not stop laughing. This story has everything: Florida, a fearful officer (seriously check this MF because he is one step away from killing someone), fast food with seasoning (hell, I didn’t even know they seasoned that shit), and finally this fucker said he tossed the food out of the…

“The atmosphere that we’re dealing with as police officers today. I perceived that somebody messed with my food,” he added.

There is no wrath quite like an insecure White dude who gets his feelings hurt when he perceives someone disrespecting his authority.

Someone who knows more about it than I do please clarify...is this legal or nah?

That has to be the very first thing everyone thought upon reading that headline. “Sure, c’mon over and we’ll talk about it.”

I so desperately want the Academy’s response to “ require your organization to follow its own procedures, as well as California law.” to be:

Right? The “follow California law” bit is pretty rich coming from a guy who can’t set foot in California.

Um, wouldn’t those forced-birth kids be citizens? Or do I not understand US citizenship?

*Sigh* Lord, give me the confidence of a mediocre white man 🙄

Polanski should definitely sue. He’ll be made very welcome when he comes to testify in a California court. We’ll even provide him with room and board.

He looks like a mobster - he dresses like a mobster. His buds look like mobsters. Its all just too amazing for words.

You left off the best of Michael Cohen...in action (RIP, Tony)

Engler is a horrific, soulless piece of shit. I lived in Michigan during his administration and he constantly proved to be vile. This is no surprise. MSU could not have picked a worse person to attempt to lead them out of this scandal. All of th leadership there needs to be purged.