How about “A fortune teller has foreseen that this fetus, if carried to term, would eventually grow up only to become a Republican forced-birth fuckwad” ?

“Having access to contraception is not a health care issue.”

GOP legislators definitely don’t want to find evidence that people are having abortions due in part to lack access to health care and contraception. Better to just yell about how bad abortions are.

I’m kinda curious how he connected “First Nation people protesting a racist caricature” with Marx and Trotsky. Something tells me dude took—and passed with a C/D—a single Philosophy course at college before failing the fuck out due to lack of aptitude.

I just recently moved to the area, and I gotta say, it’s disheartening to see this sort of shit.

Not surprising, but disheartening.

I’m white. I’m Scotch-Irish by descent (just had genetic testing done not too long ago for the hell of it; matches up nicely with my family’s accounting of our lineage); while I don’t…

Because nothing says “the logo is inoffensive and about honoring traditions and being respectful” quite like spewing racist bile at the people that logo caricatures.

As a Tribe fan, these people are the worst. I removed my Wahoo decals and started only buying gear without the Chief pretty much right after I went to opening day and saw those protesters. Literally the only argument I ever needed, and should ever be needed.

there was a disclaimer on the video that it contained mature content. I must have missed that. All I saw were immature, bigoted idiots.

That’s such a fucking random insult. I also bet that that guy unironically loves Orwell and Animal Farm.

America was never as good as you previously thought it was, and it’s not as bad as you currently think it is.

Hasn’t updated his insults since Sputnik.

honestly life goal to be called a Trotsky lover while protesting

Gotta love Trotsky Dude in there. He definitely read a book at least once!

I mean, sure it looks bad but we should really wait for the New York Times to interview these people to see if they’re sad about a steel mill closing.

The people responding to the protestors have a lot in common. I can’t white put my finger on it.

Now that the Red Sox and both Chicago teams have won Series’ recently we really need a fun name for Cleveland’s struggles that’ll bring back some of that fun Billy Goat-Bambino stuff that Baseball’s so good at.

#BUT HER EMAILS!11!ELEVENTY-ONE1!

I sent one about how Deadspin isn’t asking the real questions in sports like, “If woodpeckers can bang their head against trees for hours on end why doesn’t science woodpeckerize football player heads?”

Open question to all of us weirdos in the comments: have any of you ever sent an email complaining to a journalist/business/writer? It’s honestly never crossed my mind to do it.

“Your apparently as stupid as i suspected.”