I too would like to request entrance to this exclusive club.

David Freese (He has a friend with a dog named Dave, so when they’re hanging out, he’s Davehuman. “It’s funny to, like, five people,” Freese said.)

To be honest, I think that it was his way of saying “I am part of a marginalised, oppressed people, too!”

They sound like lyrics to a really fucked up version of “You Can Call Me Al.”

I apologize for venting like a masagonistic faggot.

Announcers calling him the team’s “hard count specialist” was infinitely sad, even for Buffalo.

Am I being a homer, or did these fan submissions blow other teams’ out of the water? 

I went out for a while with a girl who liked calling me Daddy. It was the hottest four months of my life interspersed with a truly awful two years.

Sorry, my universal gibberish translator is broken.

*wipes a tear, looks up at the moon*

Here’s an idea for something to do when you run out of stuff to do in a game: Play another game.

There was a Chuck who was killing everyone. It was down to me, him and Jason. As I am running from the Chuck I run right into Jason. The guy playing Jason asks “are you ready to die”?

I think they’re making it clear that they just want to ruin it for everyone else.

when my friends who still live in NC tell me they’re moving to Charlotte I just ask “why?”. The city of Charlotte is one large suburb of itself with a Bank of America branch at its heart with the cool stuff to do basically approximating a Myrtle Beach tourist trap.

Why don’t they just stop playing the game?

Charlotte really is the worst city in the state. Maybe Winston is worse. It’s a toss-up. Nobody expects anything out of a town most famous for having two cigarette brands named after it. Charlotte is like Atlanta if Atlanta were half the size and had absolutely no cultural undercurrent.

Fair enough, and I usually just joke around on here, but I’m interested to see if a “fuck it whatever” season is the best season this “fuck it whatever” QB has ever had. There’s potential there.

I still get the Panthers mixed up with the Jaguars.

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo: