Yes!! I feel like everyone just sees Adorable Andy Who Got Ripped, but I read so many shitty things about him and he does not seem nice or cute at all. Wasn’t he even a borderline Trump supporter or am I just making shit up now? 

And like clockwork, here your transphobic ass comes in again like a bad case of herpes.

Well you are the expert on predictable and mediocre.

Aw man, I hadn’t read about ANY of this! My heart just crumbled.

Yeah, Chris “they don’t make movies that speak to me as a white man!” religious, hunting for sport, conservative dude Pratt seems like a d-bag.

YUP. Sorry Chris.... you’re overrated, go hunt some bears or some shit, Anna.... call me :).

Yup, no great loss there.

I find lots of “I WUV U” posts obnoxious, but in general I don’t feel dislike for the way people obviously exclusively pepper their social media accounts with the good stuff. As far as I’m concerned Instagram and Facebook are contemporary photo albums, and who saves photos of terrible memories? (Then again, I’m also…

generally accepted as one of Hollywood’s most adorable couples

My general rule is that if a couple is always posting public statements about how much they love each other and how happy they are that they are just hiding some dark shit from us and probably from themselves as well.

What? We’re sad? Anna Farris can do better. Chris Pratt had one adorable role as Andy Dwyer, then when the big fame hit he word vomited his real, problematic thoughts about how it’s men’s “turn” to be objectified in film and about how there aren’t enough films that are about white hetero guys like him.

Let’s hope neither of them gets the cat.

Yeah, fuck Roseanne.

More important: WHICH BECKY IS IN IT??

Also Clooney.

Did anyone really think they’d do a Roseanne reboot without Dan? Now if they could bring Glenn Quinn back from the dead that would be impressive.

Fingers crossed for Nancy and Leon

It’s like all the things that went wrong in my childhood are fixed. Maybe my parents will remarry!

You know why I like this apology? There’s no “if” in there.

OMFG I JUST REALIZED SHE’S THE INBRED SISTER OF THE YELLOW KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!