Hopefully she’s able to get away while his foot is stuck.

Reading this comment, down here in the greys seem about right

I gotta say, respect to the Madden curse for really upping its fucking game. No resting on laurels there. 

Really crazy to think that a sport built on teeing off of each other and posturing could foster such a violent outburst when emotions run high.

You should be on ESPN.

Before going to visitnc.com on your favorite internet browser, I would direct you to look up the place of birth and college attended by all the unindicted war criminals who have turned the Earth to ashes.

I have a pretty long list of “things worth getting worked up over” if your looking for a good alternative.

Now that this is cleared up, fingers crossed that the remaining three victims give expletive-laden testimonies tomorrow. Feel like that’s the right way to finish this and send Larry off to rot in hell.

“Wait, we can swear?” - the previous 157 victims

I dunno about this; seems like it will be hard to top this:

He did say it was better than his wedding night.

“Doused”. Unless you were watching a very different video than I was.

I’d say this isn’t a great look for the spouse of a cabinet secretary, but this is the least of our country’s problems.

Doctor, you’re a beloved commentator, but if I have to chose between you and Clue, I know my choice.

I will only accept this if there are three random endings and you don’t know which one you are getting at the theater.

Bills fan, eh?

You know, I love to drink, and I like to cheer on my team with a decent buzz. I don’t understand how people can get so liquored up hours before the big game. What’s the point?

First time I’ve seen a Deadspin article title quote Gisele Bundchen’s how-to modeling book.

Think of the skeeziest bar you’ve ever been to, with a staff who caters to the worst crowd imaginable, that my friends is what it’s like to go to an NFL game in 2018.

Holy shit. If you came here and just read the article without watching the video, do yourself a favor and scroll right back up there and watch that video. It is worth every second. Aly is NOT playin’.