The thought of someone raping Little Miss Sunshine is giving me the worst cross of murderous rage and horrific sadness. Take care sweet Abagail.

I bet he thinks hunting endangered species is fine as all you need is 1 breeding pair in a boat.

I’d like to believe that spot was supposed to go to Rusev. This is obviously terrible booking, but I’m gonna pretend there are two silver linings:

I definitely see that. And there are certainly guys on that roster who have earned the shot more than Jinder. But just on its own, I don’t really care. These days, world title matches aren’t even always main events, so this could be the third or fourth match on the card.

The Jinder thing doesn’t bother me, largely because...what does pay-per-view mean anymore? They only build interesting angles around four of them, only two of them mean anything to their quarterly reports. They just try to pump up the network a little bit. I wish they’d do more one-off house shows on the network, like…

That’s what was so great about Bret Hart. “Excellence of Execution” is a stupid nickname, except in the locker room. That’s what the guy was, note perfect on all his moves and when selling for other guys. High spots are good fun, but especially with the way everyone no-sells now, what good are they if they don’t move…

Which is why it fascinates me he likes his son-in-law so much. Well, maybe he appreciates they have the same taste in women.

Thanks!

Bix, I just wanted to say that I’m glad to see your writing here on Deadspin. I’ve enjoyed your work since your Cageside Seats days and that great expose you wrote on TNA and their appalling record on taking care of wrestlers injured in their ring.

The “double-cross” is disgusting. It’s basically assault with intent to maim. The victim thinks he’s in a work, and he ends up severely injured because he didn’t know he had to defend himself.   Wrestlers who inflict this damage should be arrested.

Answer: he’s conservative. He’s super religious. Conservatives in Hollywood like to pretend they’re still blue-collar and picked on. See Tim Allen.

He’s a born-again, which should say it all. He also has been pretty open being a gun nut.

I am 99% certain he is some kind of Christy/Republican something or other who just wants people to stop being divisive by, you know, demanding rights and protections and shit.

He hunts and is religious, from what I recall. So, uh, yeah.

RIGHT? When your net worth is $30 million, you don’t get to call yourself an average, blue collar American.

“The voice of the average, blue-collar American isn’t necessarily represented in Hollywood.”

So THIS is the undercover midwestern racism everyone talks about.

Something tells me you won’t need to worry about anyone talking to you...

The headline. “Comedic Geniuses and George Lopez.” I’m melting. LOL.

This is a man who was a teacher for the Princeton Review test-prep school, but over the series of a few months robbed over 18 people. The victims were mostly women in there 70's & 80's. He would follow them in to their buildings and rob them at knife point. To be fair he apparently only got away with around $700…