At this attrition rate College Football will be the only professional football league left.

I feel sick reading this.

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

I'm honestly just as afraid of guys who hit other guys as guys who hit women. If they do the former, a part of me will always suspect that someday they'll probably do the latter. I don't trust people who use their fists to sort out their anger.

I mean, why does it matter if it's intentional? Sure it matters in the larger discussion of good versus evil or whatever baseball's morality play is farting through the tuba, but really why does it matter in this moment? As a purely objective narrative he puts Stanton in the hospital, then hit Johnson near the face…

Actually I didn't attribute any yelling to anyone so nice job with your lack of reading skills and commenting to the wrong person. I was referring to the reaction Fiers gave which was obviously motioning at the Marlins dugout in an antagonistic fashion. EVEN if it was a case of mistaken identity and Fiers thought…

I'm a Marlins fan, so admittedly biased, but how is Fiers not tossed here? He plunks two guys near/in the face and then yells at the opposing bench. That seems pretty screwed no matter the "intention."

How do you hit a dude in the face and then scream at their dugout the next batter?

The ball hits him well before the bat goes around. The ball is dead immediately when it hits him; he should not be responsible for stopping his swing after the ball is dead.

Very audible "that's fucking bullshit" after Johnson was hit. What the fuck was Mike Fiers' thinking screaming at the Marlins bench like that? What an idiot.

yeesh whats with the organist?

Thanks for this. I've been yelling this at my tv and radio for weeks now. I taught in a women's prison and had countless women in my class with the same stories. I had a woman whose husband essentially scalped her with a 2x4, beat her repeatedly, threw her through a glass door, brought home his girlfriend beat her in…

Ever been to a Nascar race?

I never understood why they were trying to run the Silva and War Machine storylines at the same time anyway.

On the bright side, she'd make an outstanding cop.

State Name : Obesity Ranking : Poorest Ranking

Mississippi, 1 - 1

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I know, I know, tons of clicks ...but remember when Deadspin was a sports site? Jesus, this is like the sixth update about this bullshit today, when the only real update needed is "digusting person invades people's privacy, entire internet leers, basically every human being is a worthless piece of shit."

No, you're just observant. So you're a 2 on the Kinsey scale, that's a good thing.

The cloud was hacked?!?! It's just like that movie Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel made, except people are actually looking at these pictures.