The odds of this happening are astronomical. Seriously, someone had sex with the first Lisa?

Welcome to Choose Your Own Adventure - Prisoner Reintegration Edition!

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Teammate: Hey Jesus, what's gonna be your walk-up music this year?

Scola figured he might as well take a stab at it.

You'd think if any fans were going to accept more than one woman on the job, it would be the BYU faithful.

If you like a woman's head and bolt-on tits on a gay athletic man's body, then sure.

Jones continued, "omg, there are like nine firefighters going to the hospital for smoke inhalation and two with third-degree burns. #facepalm. #smh."

Thanks for doing this Dan.

If that weren't enough, he was also able to whip the whole crowd up into the most successful "All Blacks Suck" chant he's ever led.

Why did she wear a Nets' shirt to a Knicks game?

These people are all Auburn/SEC fans feeling shitty for losing so they have to be shitty to someone else to deflect the pain.

I'm white as fuck. After reading the headline & some of the comments, I was half-expecting Winston to be one of these athletes who can't string together enough words to make a fucking coherent sentence (and they do exist) but there was nothing unusual or wrong about his post-game interview. He came off as an aware,…

Maybe it's because I'm not white enough, but I don't see what was so unusual about Jameis' post-game interview.

Jerry Sandusky. Jerry Sandusky will think of the children.

He was the dude who was featured in this Real Sports piece on Steve Delabar for apparently inventing the idea of having pitchers throw socks to save their arms.

You know, I've held my tongue for a long time but I have to say that I'm sick and tired of this stuff being normalized and shoved in our faces and we are supposed to accept it like it's ok and natural. Well I refuse to. Playing an NFL game over a dirt baseball infield is an abomination and I won't have it broadcast…

The albums after the Blue album have their ups and downs, but the Blue album is just so ridiculously good start to finish.

Sometimes my baby's diaper has Lego Star Wars Jango Fett blasters in it. It wasn't bright anymore though.

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