spikes in energy followed by crashes and erratic motor skills that were indicative of nerves misfiring.

Just another couple of talking heads going on about a house burning down.

Thank you for this.

I applaud Deadspin for publishing this. The only question is how long it will be until the comments are closed.

Korey Stringer would argue that it is in fact Minnesota who has the worst fans.

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Sorry, but this is the most American Predator out there.

It could have been a fuckload more American. Nashville only took 28 shots in that game.

Lin is quite simply on fire tonight, ladies and gentlemen.

I'm all about team unity, but really, another Texans stroke?

The only glitch I see is people being excited for a Yokozuna match.

They aren't human beings.

Cleeland was clubbed in the face by a sock filled with coins, coins that free-agent linebacker Andre Royal had spent all day collecting from teammates.

the number of people smoking would decrease by 30%

Rough crowd here on the Deadspin.

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The most shocking part of this story is Incognito having a rudimentary understanding of fractions.

If it's a crime to shit down another man's throat, lock me up and throw away the key.

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