Please don't do that again.

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The demand and prices for a five star daycare are absurd. According to autotrader.com, I can get daycare with a five star safety rating for about $1,200.

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Pippen: Hey Mike, this might sound kind of weird, but, do you think you would ever fuck Jerry Krause?

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A Jay Cutler 80s themed dance party sounds exciting until you realize his idea of dancing is playing " Every Rose Has its Thorn" on repeat for six hours while he vacuums the living room.

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HEY, listen!

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Urban legend has it that if Juan Lagares hits a foul ball directly at you, you can actually see the future statistics of every player in the Met farm system.

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Huh. You know, I did notice my grandmother ran faster from me when I put on my Pumas.

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