WashingtonForeskins
WashingtonForeskins
WashingtonForeskins

It didn't concern anyone that when asked to describe his family lineage, he just described the plot from The Indian in the Cupboard?

"C'mere son. If the cops ever come to get dad for showing the hen who the rooster is, I have about thirty of these under the bed."

"He wanted me to play yesterday? Oh, that's great. Tell him I was 4 for 4 yesterday with a couple of bombs. We would have won. Tell him I said that, then come back and tell me what he says."

Judge: Mr. Hernandez, do you understand the charges being brought against you?

"Great shot! What was your strategy?!"

This is really, really jarring. I tell my kids every night they need to be careful. It only takes ONE, just ONE time and your life is ruined. Your image scarred.

All NBA Defensive 360th Team:

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"I left with his belt and his girl."

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I've already dismissed several.

The Girl's Guide to Handjobs

I think one of the biggest mistakes Facebook ever made was removing the requirement that a ".edu" email address be required for an account.

That sign must be on an athletic scholarship.

I was thinking the same thing. No way this continues after Ray goes out.

Just saw it. Will, sounds like you're disappointed because this wasn't the Superman movie you wanted to see.

You're right. It's a good movie.

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