Wow, these small town papers will go to some pretty extreme lengths to be the first to break something.

+1

Friends and co-workers noticed a seemingly relieved Schwab after receiving the news:

Love it, +1

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This is great. You usually have to pay big bucks to get the "See the Game Through the Eye of Kirby Puckett Experience."

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I'm a Dolphin fan. I just love foreskins.

Well said.

For Erg:

Just saw this. Late +1

If the Patriots have been looking for a left handed version of Brady, they got their man.

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To truly get a Seahawks feel, the couple really, really over exaggerated the impact the crowd had on their performance despite the rest of the country knowing it's manufactured bullshit.

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Pump the brakes. I'd like to see more evidence here. Sounds like she was sending Dent mixed messages:

C'mon Chipper, illegal immigrants have always been the backbone of this nation.

Now Thomas is on a hiatus from hockey

The medical center agreed to the deal with Cuban despite a tantalizing offer from Daymond John, who wanted to create a clothing line designed specifically for Feigned Laughable Opportunistic Players.