I really cannot believe in 2013 we even have to debate the criminality of marijuana. Don't even get me started on the waste of resources and harsh sentencing.

I'll take you word for it with kids, but Ms. Foreskins and myself did the whole Disney/Epcot/Universal thing last year, and it was some of the most fun I've ever had.

+1, took me a second

Only Steve Phillips could make me feel so depressed after HE got a blowjob that I need to call my wife and apologize that Steve Phillips got a blowjob.

I'm not sure they'll be able to find another coach willing to make sure his star center doesn't drown in the shower on a nightly basis.

Gilbert certainly won't be able to claim he was strong armed out of the job.

Everything about this band looks and feels like a PSA from Bank of America about the dangers of not paying back your student loans on time.

Thanks for clarifying, Roy.

A dazed and distraught de Luna commented after the game:

Oh, ok. Thanks Scott Mitchell. I just started clicking things on my phone so I have no idea what the hell I was/am doing.

I don't handle change well.

Ah, ok, that all makes sense. Thanks Erg. I appreciate the response and look forward to severally sexual favors.

I took a brief hiatus so I have some kinja questions:

The worst part about this story? It could have been prevented. Fortese had but no choice but to react and confront the hecklers on his second date.

I wouldn't even bother worrying about his game, or mechanics. Much more of this negative attention and I don't think he'll have many problems with looking a safety off to shoot one deep.

Also worth noting is that Vernon Wells and Johan Santana are two of the highest paid players and will also make more than the entire Astros roster.

Love it.

I agree I'm the anomaly. I'm fine with that. But your argument is literally thousands and thousands of years old. If you measure your masculinity and worth in how much you live like a fucking nomad, we got nothing here.

I was referring to your body of work on Gawker.

Yeah, I really don't have a problem with guns. I probably only know three people I'd trust them with around someone I care about, but I don't inherently have a problem with them.