"Guys, I can't put my head in the microwave anymore."

Could you imagine the fallout if a ref saw Noah heading towards him and instinctively blew his whistle?

+1

Great point. I'm a 30 year old Dolphin/Pittsburgh Pirate and recent Carolina Hurricane fan. I've barely seen a team I root for in a meaningful game, ever.

In all seriousness, tickets are really expensive. So no.

Now that I live ten minutes from a NHL arena, I've gone from a casual to consistent hockey fan. This sport is really fucking fun.

Ha!

Fucking great.

+1

Ha!

Girl: JR, you're not wearing a condom. You need to STOP!

"It's a beautiful song," the captain of Bauman's wrestling team stated. "It sounds like cauliflower."

"I feel like this country caters to blacks because the whole slavery thing that's been over for more than a decade."

"Is there a terrorist in the building? Do y'all need my help?'"

Due to wearing glasses or contacts since kindergarten, I can probably only see during about 5% of my showers.

Clever +1

Audible laugh +1

+1

Eat shit, Tim Brown. Gannon could only force the run on a buck for so long.

I googled "Markie Post" and the fourth link is a YouTube video entitled "Markie Post Nightcourt Cleavage."