Babbit could retire if he adds an "s" to to the title of his "Anna Olson's cannon" video.

You know how everyone has one cause they actually care about?

Levine better hope the front office adds some offense, or else this will be the first of many times he'll be indirectly responsible for putting something to sleep.

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It can be tough to make that long of a commitment to an athlete with an "elbow issue," if you want to maintain your standard of living. Just ask Jason Kidd's wife.

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Savattere: You'll pull out, right???

+1 Basic Ergonomics

That's funny.

That's good.

For your eyes only:

Anyone know if this game is being aired in Japan? I just don't want to give them motive to do anything rash.

I think it's always been like that for nationally televised events. Just keep your fingers crossed that your average Sunday afternoon game doesn't kickoff at 1:26pm.

Will the Royal Rumble be worth the money and a fight with my girlfriend?

If the natives of Hawaii want to stage a revolution and take their islands back from America, this could be the perfect night. Absolutely no one will be paying attention to the place for the next four hours.

It's incredible she finished her career considering she was inspired to play after watching Dwayne Schintzius accept passes in the post.