He runs such a predictable offense. Sprint out to the left, get everyone committed, then cut back hard to the right until everyone is just standing there, confused and staring at one another.

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Concerned scientists are now reporting that only 69.99999999999% of the Earth is covered by water.

Going above and beyond. Great work Sarge. +1

Perhaps they were saving Te'o for an episode of "My Wish?"

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High quality +1

Leave it to a New York eunuch to keep a comprehensive list of sperm donors in the Tri-State area.

The starting block for the Tour de Enhance.

And just 21 years later, it would be Mike Flanagan's wife being charged with a pretty big blown save.

Personally, I've been absent from Twitter from the beginning. All that it brings, and all that comes from it. I really wonder about people that use Twitter. What is going through their mind? Do they seriously understand it?

Late +1

I can't get the links to work. What happens? You watch a baseball game then play for the national title with three years of cum in your belly button?

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I'm afraid to bring this up, but Te'o once discussed the fact he sponsors a polar bear in an interview.

Yes! +1

Just saw this. Big +1 buddy.

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So good, +1