When the truth finally comes out, I think we'll see an uptick in cases of Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

You're in a zone, +1

Despite this strong effort, I still don't think they will usurp the Los Angeles Police Department's entry in Best Ethnic Recording from 1991.

Love it.

+1

"I know a liar when I'm around one. I was there when Sanford Dole met with Queen Liliuokalani, and I knew that guy was full of shit too."

MLB has Met clips ready to go out when people call looking for "some elementary shit."

Ha!

Did you find Robert Levinson there?

Pine tar really far up it.

I posted a picture I drew on Mario Paint of Ivan DeJesus' penis.

+1

He's a regular caller, who reminds me of you. In other words, he's the "finest kind."

Dan was sweating a little when Tim said Deadspin was working on a piece today about how the media contributed to this mess.

"He sings. He's religious. He, like Lennay, supposedly got into a car accident."

Awesome week all around from everyone. This has been really interesting to watch. Great interview from Tim Burke on The Dan Patrick show this morning, too.

Ha!

+1

Jesus.

Hey chief. I think about it, but I'll probably say something stupid that will end up on one of those gawker lists like "Look at all these Jews that complain about yadayada, then I say the "n" word, lose my job, etc.