Way to set reasonable expectations.

Sirrah, please do not compare a garment factory to your pamphleteering.

Of course there's something you can do about it. You can make it affect their bottom line. Roger Goodell didn't become King of the NFL because he's the strongest and meanest one, the owners picked him and liked him because they make them lots of money. If something happens that starts making them less money…

That's great. Now, let's see if we can get $60 million on Kickstarter to get a sequel to this baby:

You best protect ya deck.

Red Matter was the most embarrassing blunder in JJ Abrams' Star Trek reboot.

All I want to know is how many levels deep.

IT'S ALL CONNECTED.

that's a man baby

Nooo, Pixely! I thought you were safe!

Impossibru

Really? its your go to at mcdonalds? mmm cant say ive had more than two or three in my life.

Did you forget you aren't on Jezebel anymore?

So when Leitch said "I don't want to give anything away", you figured you would just take care of that for him?

This is a 100% true story, and it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

I'm not sure how it happened but after I saw the first picture, this popped into my head.

That was terrible.

In Qatar more than 200 migrant workers have already died building their World Cup Venues. Sochi is an equal joke. Brazil? Fucking hopeless. This is what happens when naive idealistic political correctness runs amok and corrupt shit ass countries are given the green light to steal money and extort any and everyone.…

I read your entire comment in this guy's voice.