One of the few perks of being in a military hospital environment (my husband is a combat amputee) is seeing hotness like this every single day. These guys swagger, they're confident, and they tend to own their injuries. I dunno, maybe it's because I'm way into my sexy robo-legged husband, but these guys do it for me.…

Such an inspiration!!!

So I clicked on the NYDN article and found this gem, "It must be fun to be a baby inside Jessica Simpson’s palatial womb, considering how much room the little one has to play" Vomit, vomit everywhere.

With confetti!! Ah, thanks! Love me some NPH.

Until just now the only thing I knew about Tennessee was it was home to the Grand Ole Opry (right?) and brought forth the awesome penguin, Tennessee Tuxedo. I had no idea it was on the forefront of treating sexual addiction. Kudos. And kudos as well to Rihanna. Anything to get away from the garbage made flesh that…

You bet people are mad at Lil Wayne. I'm at a military hospital with my husband while he recovers from amputations sustained in war (hate war, we're okay, just sorta sucks), and this Lil Wayne business has blown up my facebook. Some people view it as a hate crime (I do not, for the record). Someone else pointed out…

So if Charles Saatchi is enough of an abuser to assault his wife publicly, imagine what he does privately. I hope Nigella uses the public outcry and photos as a wakeup call. Charles Saatchi is an abusive asshole who deserves to be beat up by mobs of little girls and sodomized in prison.

Shiloh and Zahara are adorable but I've developed some pretty strong feelings about how especially wrong it is to take pics of celeb kids without their celeb parents.

Are we really calling concern over a woman dating an abusive psycho concern trolling?

• So they cast every Latino but a Chilean? Okay okay I know I am nitpicking but at some point we are going to have to realize that just because someone is Latino doesn't mean they can just portray every Latino out there ALL THE TIME...and MARTIN SHEEN?!?!?!?!?! Dude seriously?!?! I know he is Latino but come on......

I don't understand why James Franco is trying so hard to get me to hate him.

Jeez, you guys!! I wanna go to love rehab too!!!! didn't know there were any.

They should just name her "Kimye." Meta baby name is meta!

I had a hamster named Sandra Day O'Connor. High five!

As far as I'm concerned, they stated a fact that belies multiple, complicated factors, then followed it with a vague question. I can only assume the people running the pageant throw these out in the hopes of a response exactly like she gave — awkward and incoherent. Why? Because every time a beauty queen sounds like…

Agree! I am unable to see them without thinking "It is NOT a beauty pageant, it is a scholarship program!".

I think they need better coaches. It's not a secret that they have to speak. I think it's the most important tangible skill they get in the competition (personal opinion- I'm sure they other types of confidence it pretty neat too)- it's the one I could use the most. I'd love to see a contestant just blow the audience…

does Amanda Bynes not even have that one stoner friend who's always more stoned than you are, to be her 'shadow'? i mean, i spent the majority of my 20s completely baked, but I was always with other people. being stoned in public with other people prevents a lot of dumb sh*t from happening, plus it makes you look…

The nickname for Mickey Rooney was "Andy Hard-on," which is a reference to Andy Hardy, Rooney's most well-known (at the time) character.

How to entertainment news writers choose which movie they reference a star to? Like, in that Tom Hanks article, they call him the "movie name" star at least three different times. With really famous people who have done a ton of stuff, I wonder how they chose which song or movie they tie the singer or actor to.