It appears God wants Tebow to be a tight end.

Well said. My point entirely. Board games force the player to think through situations, where shooters allow a person with an IQ of 50 to be competitive in a tiny way. And randomness is too much like real life, which is unfair and sad. Thinking is boring; shooting is winning!

Dear Friendzone, I believe only black people can say nigger. How do I stop white people from behaving like blacks? Thanks, Thoughtcriminal

You know Berlusconi is happy they only knew about the 17-year old.

Dear Jim, violence in film did not lead to the Sandy Hook killings. And vaccines do not cause autism. Sincerely, The Management

Your immaturity gives your intent a bad smell. You should avoid this issue in writing until you age some. Otherwise, your words of hate will cause more damage than you can imagine.

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I love the pic of the 2 gay black guys. They look like the best fans Miami has.

Good job, Microsoft. By going back on everything you said was necessary or important to the console, you will retain thousands of customers you would have otherwise lost. However, I still don't have the internet at home, so bye bye.

I know where his church's Sunday donations went.

I'm not saying the Muslims have a point, but... the Muslims have a point.

Hockey players use a BALL?!? It's official; I really don't know this sport.

I can see why you've been afraid to write about this in the past. For one, these instances aren't particularly "creepy" or indicative of the E3 convention experience. Four of your six stories occur at bars or parties away from the convention, and of those that happen at the convention, one involves a poor social…

Another piece written by a Microsoft lawyer. Please stop fudging the issue; Microsoft's own statements are bad enough.

Marriage and religion have no real role in modern society (except to keep the Midwest and South backward). Fortunately, many women have noticed this along with men. I look forward to the day we can convince many others to find a hobby outside having children and praying to fictitious gods.

Where's our Mary Tyler Moore Movie?!?!?

Could the black athlete who hasn't slept with Kim Kardashian please come forward to accept your prize.

I assume this is your defense of flopping, intimating that the musculature of modern players forces players like Lebron to flop or suffer the consequences, correct? (Sorry if that isn't your intent, it's just that I couldn't see any reason for you to make that comment, so I'm attempting to help.)

Clint Eastwood stole the Firefox. He can get this back for America, too!

Watch footage of players in the 70s "faking an offensive foul"; it's nothing like the flopping you see today. I believe what Phil is saying is that players in the 70s would get hit by Wilt at full force, yet they wouldn't use every ounce of their fiber to remain standing. You all remember, players of the 1970s were…