Heroes, one and all.

I thought the "car seat" was going to be an indigenous person that the baby would ride through the country. What a let down of an article.

I don't know why colleges let athletes into the classroom. They should be kept on the field, where they belong.

Florida.

Wait until someone comes up with a scam to "devaccinate" your kid. Hold on, I might just do that.

John Glenn, is that you again?

I thought the Redskins issue had two sides to it until I saw a picture of this guy. He's clearly the poster boy for Indian racism in America. Chief Wahoo and the Redskins gotta go.

Was this survey given orally or was it written? It could be that "extremely satisfied" was the box on the left, and left-handed people are incredibly lazy, so most of them just checked the closest box. (This could also account for the low satisfaction score of right-handed people, as they had to drag their hands over…

Reminds me of the rave days. My first rave was amazing; it scared me to death. People roamed around in a fog of drugs and disconnected emotion. There was yelling, blood, expensive water. A year later, it was trust fund poofs lazing around in name-brand clothing complaining when they touched something sticky. Ahh, rich…

Top Ten Reasons You Know A Marriage Is Going To Work Out

I was referring to baseball, not play review, but I like people to come to their own conclusions.

These women have a point. All forms of subjugation have positives and negatives. In the history of man, there were probably people used to and fine with being slaves. I know people in low-paying jobs who could never imagine charging someone $30/hr for their time, let alone $300/hr. We should never underestimate the…

So the Frappuccino is more popular in LA than anywhere else, except San Antonio, where the Frappuccino is more there than anywhere else? And don't even get me started on Iced Coffee.

It's evident the writer didn't get laid last night. I sympathize; neither did I. Wanna grab a beer down at Third Base?

I heard that scorekeepers that give out more assists are better lovers. Why was that not addressed in the article?

How many nails have to go in the coffin before we bury the damn thing?

These songs remind me of racist songs I read written in the late 19th century. Probably written by these guys' great-great-grandfathers. Why haven't we burned Georgia to the ground again?

Three cheers for Jonny Depp having the courage to marry a woman already 27 years old. Who says love is dead?