The only problem with this cover is that it might kill much of the magazine's demographic audience.

This picture is a fabulous metaphor for life. I hope it gets the circulation it deserves.

Is this how the prequel to War Games begins?

Chelsea Handler has set women late-night talk show hosts back 25 years... to 1913.

I'm happy for Amy. Personally, I can't stand her. Every time I've watched her, I feel like I've taken a sorority girl on a date and we got trapped waiting for a bus next to a construction site full of men that she feels obligated to impress. Truly painful stuff; worse than the previous sentence.

I would be more excited about this if it was reported that neighborhood kids had gotten together and were making a Halo movie with bits found in Dad's garage.

It's an idea that doesn't have legs, but I love the ingenuity of it. Now get him a copy of Skyrim and MarioKart!

Women talking releases oxygen into the atmosphere and lowers CO2.

I don't hear any false American accents, but I would love it if we could stop American political candidates from talking endlessly about their "working class roots", which are almost all fictitious at best and delusional at worst.

I'm avoiding anymore Avengers nonsense, because it's garbage, but I will see Squirrel Girl if someone has the cajones to make it.

I think a careful review of the report leads to one finite point: if you don't circumcise your son, teach him not to fornicate with skanky girls. Otherwise, tell him to clean out the smegma when he showers and he should be fine.

It's a shame Donald is such a dick because a Rumsfeld would be a great name for a drink.

I think these chicks EXACTLY represent the student body at UA.

So tear gas is being spread and people are taking a "riot selfie"? I have a feeling this isn't the Ukraine we are talking about. And Deadspin, don't overplay the situation.

I'm sure the ignorant employee was a retarded redskin or someone like that. You know how those people are.

This game makes me feel like a kid on a playground. It's unbleetable. Don't be sheepish, buy it now!

It probably was Snyder in Arizona looking for original Americans.

I'm sick of knee jerk activism. I suggest we start a campaign to #chopsueypark.