The only problem with this cover is that it might kill much of the magazine's demographic audience.

This picture is a fabulous metaphor for life. I hope it gets the circulation it deserves.

Is this how the prequel to War Games begins?

Chelsea Handler has set women late-night talk show hosts back 25 years... to 1913.

I'm happy for Amy. Personally, I can't stand her. Every time I've watched her, I feel like I've taken a sorority girl on a date and we got trapped waiting for a bus next to a construction site full of men that she feels obligated to impress. Truly painful stuff; worse than the previous sentence.

I would be more excited about this if it was reported that neighborhood kids had gotten together and were making a Halo movie with bits found in Dad's garage.

It's an idea that doesn't have legs, but I love the ingenuity of it. Now get him a copy of Skyrim and MarioKart!

Women talking releases oxygen into the atmosphere and lowers CO2.

I don't hear any false American accents, but I would love it if we could stop American political candidates from talking endlessly about their "working class roots", which are almost all fictitious at best and delusional at worst.

I think a careful review of the report leads to one finite point: if you don't circumcise your son, teach him not to fornicate with skanky girls. Otherwise, tell him to clean out the smegma when he showers and he should be fine.

It's a shame Donald is such a dick because a Rumsfeld would be a great name for a drink.

I think these chicks EXACTLY represent the student body at UA.

So tear gas is being spread and people are taking a "riot selfie"? I have a feeling this isn't the Ukraine we are talking about. And Deadspin, don't overplay the situation.

I'm sure the ignorant employee was a retarded redskin or someone like that. You know how those people are.

This game makes me feel like a kid on a playground. It's unbleetable. Don't be sheepish, buy it now!

It probably was Snyder in Arizona looking for original Americans.

I'm sick of knee jerk activism. I suggest we start a campaign to #chopsueypark.

I guess we can forget ever calling bowling a sport again. However, backwards bowling might be Olympics worthy.