I am so proud of you for saying the things I want to say, but don't want in my comment history.

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Doug Exeter could learn from your humility and self-awareness.

Drafty dodger, that one.

Actually, Wheel of Fortune was the original Barry Bonds troll.

"yeah, well momo-fuck-you too" - Dan Snyder

I kinda sorta want to kick you in the shins for that.

Oh, who am I kidding? Go ahead and laugh.

One free ticket to a Dane Cook, Jeff Dunham, or Carlos Mencia show.

BOOOOOOOO

That's his entire point. Women are rated by cup size by society, and this site rails against that kind of body objectification on a daily basis. But on articles concerning dick size, a substantial proportion Jezebel commenters seem to have no qualms in gleefully recounting encounters with well-endowed men and/or…

Oh, what? Are gay jokes out of bounds? Then stop circle jerking other commenters in front of the rest of us, dipshit.

I know you're a huge commenter on Deadspin but that's a really shitty thing to post about someone getting murdered. Was that lame joke really THAT important that you just couldn't refrain from posting it?

Has anyone ever watched a football game played in the snow and thought anything other than, "this is awesome?"

I never got to meet either one of my grandfathers, so a number of years ago, I decided to make Verne Lundquist my official grandfather. His face and voice make me smile. Especially his face. He just looks jolly and kind. Like a grandfather should be. And he says things like, "My gracious!" So grandfatherly. And…

If you're not going to bring things to a halt when you find out there's a potential problem with Down's, then why do we even have referees or amniocentesis?

What the article doesn't say is that foul play is a possibility. Currently, they have only one suspect.

a demonstration of what "third bass" is

Makes sense that Pacquaio doesn't have anything in the bank, Filipinos keep all their money in these:

``But for a team that hasn't won anything in a couple of decades, patience and a true rebuild are necessary.''