Ahh... the old, clever soccer flop herpa derp.

"Best part: the hanger."

I'd go with a triangle and 2 defense.

Kendall Fuller for Heisman

"You're doing it all wrong. But, then again... Florida."

Toast To Bill Briskey, who goes 7'5" 458lbs, once scissor kicked Angela Lansbery! He also concieved a child with Medusa and named her Adrian! Bill Briskey is a son of a bitch!

What train? I guess i was the only one pleading for Mike to start snacking on those poinsettias...

My Captain approves this message.

Bingo. +1

"Once football starts limiting contact between player, it basically becomes a different sport."

"I'm not gay, just horribly untalented."

"KEYS TO MY GAME"

Then you missed the aftermath of Oda Mae rekindling with former Red Sox pitcher Sam Malone.

dem Skittles."

"I didn't know nothing bout

Yawwwwwwwwwwwn.

Commitment to Petulance

Butthurt Wahoo

Slips roofy back into pocket
"Who needs a standing 8 count when four 2's will do just fine."
-Ben Roethlisberger

Stick and move. It's obviously a simple recreation of Roethlisberger's night club bathroom prowess.