You have a small number of talented individuals who probably get paid more than they deserve but less than they are worth. You have a larger group that just scrapes by and one unlucky moment would put them in big trouble. You have a third group that just can’t make it and drop out of sight altogether. At the very top…

No idea why the NFL doesn’t look into positional weight limits (perhaps a sliding scale depending on height). But there is no reason why an offensive linemen or a defensive NT needs to be over 285 lbs. Weight limits would reduce the carnage, make the players generally healthier, and add more skill and technique to the…

He’s also a man, but I see you’re committed to comparing apples to oranges, so carry on.

Yeah but Victorian 18 is, like, present-day 31.

The “OK” knocked me out. It has to be the the step child of “I said what I said” This child is COMPLETELY unbothered by his teacher. It’s fabulous. And I have been trying to find a way to articulate what my mood for 2018 is and this child found it for me.

You see, the crease is lava. And you can’t be in the lava with the ball or you catch on fire. You can be in the lava accidentally without the ball, but you have to leave immediately.

Oh, it’s most definitely been explored....

Shoulda kept the Caravan.

He might have decided to make this one a personal visit.

plug them in first, check the strand, then unplug and start at the top.

I start at the bottom because I don’t want the wire running from the AC outlet to the top of the tree instead of the bottom. That looks fucking stupid, and it leaves you with less string to work with.

My 86-year old Jewish mother would beat me with her cane if she saw “Latke Starter” in my kitchen.

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.