“Why even bother reviewing this when you hate everything about Seth MacFarlane and his sense of humor?”

Or more precisely: Why do you hate everything about Seth McFarlanes sense of humor, like Peter hated that burrito he got in Tijuana?
[cut to Peter in Tijuana some years ago, wearing a sombrero, trying to gulp down a…

Hmm, yes, why bother reviewing something you have an opinion about?

Actually that’s the core issue with most people’s issues when dealing with relationships.

How can you love anyone else if you don’t love yourself first?

You have to get comfortable with yourself, and make sure that whomever you find doesn’t “complete” you because that is dumb, you can’t say that “I’m nothing without…

Going to AskMen.com as a legitimate source of information in regards to men makes as much sense as going to Jezebel.com for feminist thought.

In Gawker/Deadspin’s eyes, the only people who can truly do damage to society and be held responsible for their actions are white men. Seriously, I would like to know how it feels to wake up and dig for different reasons to be a victim every morning. It seems exahusting.

The problem is not that she’s a white person leading an NAACP chapter. The problem is that she’s a white person who seemingly lied about being black and then headed an NAACP chapter.

Absolutely disgusting. The NBA and ABC should be ashamed for exposing their audience to that disgusting, pitiful, wrinkled excuse for a penis, and on national television no less. But enough about Joey Crawford, lets talk about this LeBron thing too.

That’s like saying you had sex when really all you got was a hand job from a meth addict in exchange for a half-punched SubWay Sub Club card.

Whoa, so the R390GT1 and the TS020 (Toyota GT- One) made it on this list, despite the fact they finished the race AND have also finished on the podium, and the TS020 took the 99 pole position, but my Mercedes Benz C291, which was such a failure, Mercedes used the previous year’s Group C car didn’t? I call a recount…

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

not to mention that in the original post, instead of the gif there was a vine that went longer, and just after the gif cuts off Lebron pulls Dellavadova in a little bit and pats him on the back of the head.

I’m 100% sure this is a joke. The Aussie is actually laughing man.

So Lebron has a minimally-involved handshake with a guy he’s known and played with for years, and gives a normal-but-warm handshake to a guy he just started playing with in November. What is the “societal” lesson supposed to be here?

You say “absurd difficulty”, I say “doesn’t coddle the weak”.

we call it “Nintendo Hard” and it refers not just to Contra, but of the many, many games of absolutely absurd difficulty that came out on that system.

A terrible game?! Come say that to my face! 😡😤

It’s only a “rumor” if you are too young to have seen “Night Shift” when it was fresh.

Of course it’s creepy. It’s meant to be creepy. I don’t see anything in the movie that suggests that Besson thinks it would be OK for Leon and Matilda to cross the line. I think the point is that Matilda is so scarred and in such a weird place that she misdirects her need for paternal love into feelings of romantic…

I bet attendance at these Color Event most runs would plummet if cell phones were prohibited. Seems like the only reason people go to these things is so they can take selfies to upload to Facebook and Twitter, or use on their OKCupid profile.

Headlines lost to history: “Russian, Japanese Forces Decimate Poles”