I’d call this the worst case of a guy with an unpronounceable name destroying a Jet in New York, but…well, you know.

I think he’s thinking of salt, not sugar.

... are you really in the greys on your own article? God damn, that’s cold.

Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

Ronda was all out of bubblegum

well let me know when MLS starts using dirtbikes or buggys...or robots, thats always interesting

That is the thing though...

Fair to say that Levya will never miss home on a tater trot again. That’s why we have single-A ball, for layers to learn stuff like that.

This is what REALLY happened.

Yeah, but I got 10000 tons.

“Unfortunately, this is not the way the world works. I live in New York City—if someone I barely know attempts to gift me some food they say they’ve made, I am naturally assuming it’s poisoned or they found it dumped outside on a street corner. Also, anyone accepting such a gift is just weird. Furthermore, you can…

Seriously. Brown out. Maybe choose a different color than white next time, diarrhea slide.

YES, I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that. Nasty.

The video was captured on a Go-No. 2-Like-a-Pro cam.

+1 beat me to it

Thanks to that video, I now know what it would look like if someone had a massive diarrhea explosion on a 1,975 foot water slide.

How frequently does the demand pop up?

I have a hard time feeling too sorry for her. She reminds me of those girls who gets drunk, hits guys cuz she has this “like, I’m a girl and guys aren’t allowed to hit me back” attitude that goes unchecked until she gets knocked on her ass.

So...you’re content to watch Merc come 1-2 every race with a 15-30 second gap between 2-3? Not me. Go Red Bull.